the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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