I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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