i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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