Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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