I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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