I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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