butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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