yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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