dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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