He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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