Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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