Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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