No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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