sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have demons in me.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
Randomize
