omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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