Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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