Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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