idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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