their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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