This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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