Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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