She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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