Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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