Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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