i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
