We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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