talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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