quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm passing your future prison.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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