with your own penis?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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