That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
