Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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