I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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