Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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