She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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