haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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