I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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