I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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