Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize
