week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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