i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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