that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Even my vagina gasped.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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