You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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