I wish my penis had an off switch
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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