I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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