Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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