This girl is more easily done than said...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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