The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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