I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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