Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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