Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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