Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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