He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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