i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
So many bounce houses so little time
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
