so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So squirting runs in the family.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize
