Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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