But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Randomize